Artificially Intelligent, Emotionally Unavailable | Unisex AI Statement T-Shirt

Smart humor meets self-awareness.
The Artificially Intelligent, Emotionally Unavailable tee is your go-to uniform for anyone fluent in logic, code, and emotional detachment. Minimal design, maximum statement.

Made on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 shirt, this design feels as good as it looks — soft, durable, and perfectly cut for everyday wear (and quiet superiority).

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fabric blends vary by color)
• Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) and breathable
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Produced responsibly – no sweatshop, WRAP certified
• Fits true to size with a unisex cut

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle
• Use mild detergent and similar colors
• Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Tumble dry low, or hang dry for best results
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not dry clean